life hack: kill everyone except ur crush so they’re forced to date u
i feel like ‘restaurant’ shouldnt be spelled like that
I uh… I did… a thing…. awhile ago… and I keep forgetting to post it….
Top is Sonic and Tails, bottom is Knuckles and Rouge and you know whAT?? I SHIP THEM, ID ON’T EVEN caARE go ahead and sue me also pretend rouge has little bat wing appliques on the back of her jacket and also that there’s a background
I am a historian and this is how it happened.
you got a fuckin problem officer
- Person: Have you seen that episode where...
- Me: I have seen every episode, go on
if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong
when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is
OH MY GOD.
I TELL PEOPLE THAT IT SMELLS “SHARP” WHEN IT’S COLD AND PEOPLE THINK I’M FUCKING INSANE.
COLD SMELLS THE SAME WAY SOME METALS SMELL
Rain smells round, cold smells sharp, and spring in general smells curly.
and heat smells fat and heavy
Cutting my own hair is like defusing a time bomb…
I can cross cake baking off the list of things i did at 11 at night